1. book-harlot:

    My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
    Me: Hey topless
    Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

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  2. theartofanimation:

    Cyril Rolando

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  4. khione-the-d-list-goddess:

    we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

    crystallizedclarity:

    bloodyeleven:

    peonymoonflower:

    transphobictrans:

    teruterus:

    why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

    why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

    Why hate people when you can hate humidity

    Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

    i fuckin hate mosquitoes

    that’s the spirit

    this post ended so well
    Reblogged from: punk--mermaid
  5. brokenponycutiemark:

    gothiccharmschool:

    sherlockedbadwolf24601:

    hyperscraps:

    missmonstermel:

    winneganfake:

    agender-unicorn:

    skepticalwitch:

    calypsos-island:

    twohourartist:

    isitsafe:

    fandomsbecrazy:

    oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

    This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

    She obviously needs help.

    Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

    and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

    You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

    with goat or lamb blood,

    and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

    This is great way to to teach your child early on

    about geometry and foreign languages.

    Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

    dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

    Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

    She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

    Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

    There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

    If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

    Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

    I love everything about this post

    only on tumblr

    I will always reblog this. 

    I’m with the StuntWife. 

    Reblogged from: winneganfake
  6. bitterlips:

    Gamestop

    Reblogged from: joxxtrap
  7. bumbleshark:

    well-written novel sized fanfiction

    image

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  8. thatcouldhavegoneworse:

    thatwriterchickyouknow:

    septemregnasansae:

    no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

    bill winks across the table at harry

    ron screams

    "GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

    "Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

    Reblogged from: neiymar
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